What's the definition of an optimist?
A choir director with a mortgage.
What's the difference between a puppy and a choir director?
Eventually the puppy stops whining.
Why are choir conductor's hearts so coveted for transplants?
They've had so little use.
What's the difference between a choir conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
The sack.
What's the difference between God and a choir conductor?
God knows He's not a choir conductor.
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